How to mess with telemarketers ;)

So before I start I have a new little VERY VERY VERY short blog post down below, just to let you know :P

I don't usually get much calls from telemarketers but I have thought of some ways to get them to stop calling if they do lol. So here they are, enjoy!

1. If they ask "how are you?" say something like this (or your own story)
(You): Hello?
(Telemarketer): Hello my name is (?) from (?) how are you today?
(You): Well, first I was at work and got FIRED because I had to rush home because my son said my daughter was throwing up blood, and then I got stuck in a traffic jam because someone ran a red light and hit another car... once I got home she was laying on the floor passed out from throwing up all that blood and my son is 6 so he didn't know what to do and he hates throwing up and now hes hiding in his room singing "ITS A WILD WORLD"!!! And now my daughter is in the hospital and I had to come back to grab some of her stuff but then I slipped on a puddle of our dogs pee on the floor to come get the phone to answer to YOU calling me about (?)!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!?!!!
They will most likley hang up ^.^

2. Pretend you have been expecting their call, say "Hello?" in a happy sounding voice like "HELLOOOOO?" Say "Oh I'm so glad you've called I've been waiting for your call for HOURS! I have been sitting here on the couch with the phone waiting, I wish you called earlier!" and if they start talking just interrupt them with a story that happened today or something like that, or just hang up! :P

3. Again, if they ask "How are you?" you could say the first thing at the top or say "OH IM GREAT!!! :D" and then hang up, that's what my friend did =)

4. If they start talking to you about the item their selling, say "Oh.... okay just... shh!" and hang up.

5. If you have a baby cousin or brother or sister there or some sort of toddler, hand the phone to them, the kid with probably hang up but the telemarketer will just keep talking lol.

Thats all I got for now, but I might get more later

OKAY BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! ♥