How to mess with telemarketers ;)

So before I start I have a new little VERY VERY VERY short blog post down below, just to let you know :P

I don't usually get much calls from telemarketers but I have thought of some ways to get them to stop calling if they do lol. So here they are, enjoy!

1. If they ask "how are you?" say something like this (or your own story)
(You): Hello?
(Telemarketer): Hello my name is (?) from (?) how are you today?
(You): Well, first I was at work and got FIRED because I had to rush home because my son said my daughter was throwing up blood, and then I got stuck in a traffic jam because someone ran a red light and hit another car... once I got home she was laying on the floor passed out from throwing up all that blood and my son is 6 so he didn't know what to do and he hates throwing up and now hes hiding in his room singing "ITS A WILD WORLD"!!! And now my daughter is in the hospital and I had to come back to grab some of her stuff but then I slipped on a puddle of our dogs pee on the floor to come get the phone to answer to YOU calling me about (?)!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!?!!!
They will most likley hang up ^.^

2. Pretend you have been expecting their call, say "Hello?" in a happy sounding voice like "HELLOOOOO?" Say "Oh I'm so glad you've called I've been waiting for your call for HOURS! I have been sitting here on the couch with the phone waiting, I wish you called earlier!" and if they start talking just interrupt them with a story that happened today or something like that, or just hang up! :P

3. Again, if they ask "How are you?" you could say the first thing at the top or say "OH IM GREAT!!! :D" and then hang up, that's what my friend did =)

4. If they start talking to you about the item their selling, say "Oh.... okay just... shh!" and hang up.

5. If you have a baby cousin or brother or sister there or some sort of toddler, hand the phone to them, the kid with probably hang up but the telemarketer will just keep talking lol.

Thats all I got for now, but I might get more later

OKAY BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! ♥

BOOOOOO!!!!

So hey I havent blogged for a LONGGGGG time but MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! What did you get? I had a great time with my family, Michaels parents are here so its been fun and yesterday my cousins came over! LOL lots of work but I love them!! So I don't really feel like blogging about much right now but if you look above there will be a blog post about answering to telemarketers! ENJOY BYEEE!!!!! ♥

FAIRMONT!!!!!

YEAH so I'm here in Fairmont Hotsprings and I'm having a great time! We first stopped at kamloops and I stayed at my friend Jasmyn's house and then went to my friend Morgan and Damian's house and slept over there to, and morgan and I did blind makeovers! :P Jasmyn and I did makeup to LOL and yesterday we got here at my grandparents condo and last night we went to the pool and hot tub. Today we got up (thank you grandma for shaking me to wake me up :P) and we just got back from the hot springs! It was just like a BIG outdoor pool with natural heated water from the earth! IT WAS SOOOOOO COOL!!! And it was SO MUCH FUN because it kind of started to snow, and then it started HALING and there was like thunder that scared the crap out of me! The hale kind of hurt my head but I just went under :P it was just so much fun! And then it started snowing! I never thought I would be swimming outside in the middle of winter! It was hilarious! Ben thought I was weird cause I was like stoked because I was outside in the winter LOL but yeah it was just a big pool, there were 3 sides, one was the normal pool temperature, then there was the COLDEST temperature, then there was the hot tub temperature! And in the hot tub temperature there was a little pooly thing in the middle of it that was REALLY hot that you can lay in! I had a blast, we were there for like an hour or two I guess lol. Now I am eating my moms wonderful sugar cookies and sitting here all comfy :P but I hated having to change lol I HATE changing rooms! But yeah my dad and grandma are at this little thing going on at the lounge place, some social thing :P but grandpa and Ben and I are here at the condo hangin :P we are gonna have ribs for dinner I think! And mom if your reading this I love you and miss you very very VERY much! <3 I hope you are having a great week! And I know you miss me ;) lol cause everybody misses me even when I'm just not in the room! Lol okay so yeah, it kind of snowed in Kamloops when I was at Morgans but then it melted in the morning :( but they have the CUTEST little kitty in the world!! His name is Bubbles and its just so cute! Its as big as our friend Adams foot... probably bens to lol. SO CUTE!!! And then there was Gabby and then Boston and then..... I can't remember what the other ones name is. But yeah Boston and Bubbles always climbed their christmas tree ^o^ so cute! But yeah thats pretty much it... I will update you later on whats going on :P OKAY BYE!!!! <3

SICKKKKKKK

Hey, so yesterday night and all day yesterday I was sick... but at night I was going to bed feeling nauseous... then I felt REALLY nauseous before I fell asleep. Then I woke up still feeling nauseous and so I got up and went upstairs and told my mom I am feeling gross. So I sat down on a chair and all of a sudden threw up everything I ate O.o so after that I felt a tiny bit better and then I stayed in my moms room since I have a bunk bed I wouldn't be able to get down fast enough. So we put a bed on the floor in their room and I puked again... then again... then AGAIN :( so basically I was just sitting up all night feeling awful and throwing up. My dad said this happened to him as well after we went to my cousins birthday, and actually our friend had the same thing after it to so someone there had the flew and generously gave it to us! So I asked my mom to come sit on the couch upstairs with me cause I thought maybe it would be more comfortable on the couch, just a new spot to sit... so we went upstairs at 4am and as I got up out of the bed I of course threw up again... so we went up and that happened AGAIN like 2 or 3 times but then I didn't for the rest of the day... UGH I hate that feeling, and I never usually get sick like that. Its been like 3 years since I had the stomach flu. But for the rest of the day it was eating crackers and sipping water and ginger ale, feeling dizzy and light headed and seeing lots of spots when I stand up LOL like alllll my blood just rushing to my head, or out of it... and having head AKES. And feeling hungry all day cause i didnt eat because I puked when I ate and I was to scared to have that happen again. I was so thirsty, I felt like survivor guy and how he didnt drink water for 3 days in a desert. But yeah it was an awful time but today I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better... in fact I am probably not sick anymore. OKAY BYEEEEEE!!!!!!

Teeth

So I am still loosing teeth :( and when I was little everyone was losing their teeth and now everyone is older which means they already lost their teeth, which makes ME feel like a dumb loser because I just lost one tonight in the FRONT :'( so yeah, I wont be smiling until it grows in. And honestly, I don't care about the money :((((( I HATE LOOSING TEETH!!! I look like a hobo, and I still have 2 more to loose in the front when they get loose! How stupid do I look and feel right now? VERY... Well get this.. when I go on a trip I am going to probably have to smile with my teeth showing when I get pictures taken! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Okay bye I'm gonna go cry now